February 2012
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Women
Mars: *talking about a friend who had just broken up with his girlfriend*
Me: Oh, gosh that's too bad. They were so in love pa naman.
Mars: Yeeah, but si *name of girl* kasi, you know medyo *makes a face*
Me: You didn't like her?
Mars: She was nice, but you know diba they say, Bros before--
Me: Before? *glare*
Mars: eeep...women, exes...women, whom I respect.
Me: Okay. ^_^
December 2011
2 posts
On the impeachment case
If you look at it from the point of view of certain grounds invoked (failure to declare assets and liabilities, that one about his wife’s appointment), the impeachment case against CJ Corona is not really an attack on the judiciary. It’s an attempt to make this guy accountable. Fine, well, and good.
But if you look at it from the point of view of majority of the grounds, it actually...
November 2011
4 posts
Intercourse by Tom Hunley
As we made love, our scars met, grazing long enough for mine to say “He tries to hide me,” and for yours to reply “I know I embarrass her.” “He never learned how to swim,” whispered my scar. “She got picked last in gym class, then cried into her pillow,” replied yours. Just then, a huge wound opened in me. You touched it. It closed. I was filled,...
October 2011
17 posts
When dating a med student
Me: I’m feeling a bit feverish, and my legs hurt a bit. :(
Expectation
Him: Aww that’s okay Honey. :* I hope you feel better soon. <3
Reality
Him: Aww Honey, when the legs hurt, it’s called myalagia. :)
(To his credit, he did follow it up with good advice as to how to deal with the sickness, and lots of mushy stuff which came later. <3 Haha, and yes I find his...
You learn a new thing everyday
Something I learned from Va yesterday (aside from making Margaritas)
Terror is the feeling you get before whatever you’re afraid of is going to happen.
Horror is the feeling you get after it has already happened.
As in:
I was terrified as I clicked on the link to my grades for the first semester of law school.
and
I was horrified at the sight of my Criminal Law grade.
In the hallways at school →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
You have… The popular girls:
The popular guys:
The sluts:
The pervs:
The nerds:
The guidos:
The stoners:
That awkward PDA couple:
That guy that really doesn’t want to be late for class:
The socially awkward kids:
That kid wit da swag:
That gurl that’s just straight up fabulous:
And then theres me:
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Watchwaltzy:
Asian F: Mike’s dad
“My son got an A-. That’s an Asian F.” This means I’ve probably gotten like…an Asian… I don’t know, Q already. :))
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September 2011
6 posts
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Watchcanadiangleek:
Glee Season 3 Episode 1: The Purple Piano Project
The First 36 Seconds
“My mom hasn’t decided yet if I’m going to Stanford or Harvard.”
Laki ng problema mo khoya. :)) Can’t wait for the new season :)
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Kagabi, nung naglakad ako pauwi mula sa Ateneo...
Siya: *kalabit sa balikat ko* Ser, pwede po ba malaman kung anong oras na?
Ako: *kabado, pero sinusubukang maging kalmado* Ah, quarter to eight
Siya: *naglalakad sa bandang tabi ko* Pauwi na, ser?
Ako: *tingin sa katabi, namukhaan ko* Oo, ikaw din 'no?
Siya: Oo nga eh. ... Hay, ilang araw na lang 'no?
Ako *biglang naalala yung tungkol sa palitan ng security agency sa eskwela* Oo nga eh. Teka, ikaw yung sa may RMT na guwardiya di ba? *nakilala ko kasi siya madalas ang pinapakiusapan kong mag-radyo sa maintenance para magpabukas ng aircon araw-araw dahil may play ang org namin nito lang Agosto*
Siya: *tumango* Hay. ... May mga bata nga kanina, nagpapasalamat, may mga binibigay na card. yung iba. Eh halos maluha-luha nga ako eh. Ma-mi-miss ko din yung eskwela niyo.
Ako: *tuluyan nang nawala ang kaba* Wow naman. Grabe lang kasi eh, ewan ko kung bakit kelangan pa magpalit.
Siya: Bake meron sa grade school at high school ata na mag-stay dun.
Ako: Eh sa college?
Siya: Wala ata eh.
Ako: Sa'n ka nga pala nauwi?
Siya: Diyan lang sa Marikina.
*konting katahimikan*
Ako: Eh, pa'no yun? Pagkatapos nito, saan ka na?
Siya: Bahala na. Sana makahanap ng bago. May anak akong nag-aaral ng college eh.
Ako: Anong year na?
Siya: Fourth year.
Ako: Eh hala. Paano na yan? Sayang naman isang sem na lang.
Siya: Kung hindi makahanap, eh di baka mag-stop muna siya.
*konting katahimikan*
Ako: Naku, sana makahanap kayo. Eh tinutulungan naman ba kayo kahit papaano nung school na makapaghanap ng malilipatang trabaho?
Siya: Wala nga eh.
Ako: *natigilan* Naku, pero hayaan niyo, marami naman sigurong nag-ha-hire ng guwardiya kasi maraning tinatayo ngayon. *nasa bandang SM Blue na kami nito*
Siya: Sana nga.
Ako: *malapit na sa inuuwian. medyo nahiya sa sarili kasi parang ang insensitive nung sinabi kong huli. sino ba naman ako para magsabi kung maraming trabaho o wala?* O siya, liko na 'ko dito.
Siya: Sige po ser, ingat.
Ako: Ingat din. *tapik sa balikat niya*
*pa-kanan ako papunta dun sa bandang Ministop. pa--diretso siya sa may Petron.*
Ako: *tumingin sa direksyon niya. pasigaw* Salamat nga pala.
Siya: *lumingon. ngumiti. tumango. tapos dumiretso na ng lakad*
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too much sound, too much fury →
It’s disappointing how you claim to be so tolerant, and yet the only thing you can learn from an institution as fine as the Ateneo is how to be intolerant of people who choose to express themselves in ways which may be inconvenient to you.
Tolerance or acceptance isn’t just about not minding each other. It’s about trying to understand eachother, and for as long as you...
August 2011
5 posts
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July 2011
4 posts
Second Go, by Lights
My boyfriend sent me this in...
Just saying
If I had known that being in law school (and thus having midterms at this time) would’ve kept me from pottermore, I would’ve given this whole lawyer thing some more thoguht.
Thinking about ex-girlfriends late at night
and possibly an ex-boyfriend.
None of them mine.
June 2011
2 posts
A visit to coca-cola land
Or well, really it was a restaurant in Tomas Morato. Fun fun date today. :)
May 2011
4 posts
From two very good friends who were at my house...
*while browsing through our yearbook*
Jean: Hey, this guy looks familiar!
Justine: He looks like every hipster you have ever met.
Jean: ...oh yeah!
lol.
April 2011
7 posts
Clients From Hell: Me: “How can I help you today,... →
clientsfromhell:
Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my…
what.
Clerics bash President as anti-Christian, not like... →
adalasialand:
MANILA, Philippines—As if making good the resolve of Church officials to use this week’s Lenten observance to push its reproductive health (RH) agenda on the Catholic faithful, two leading clerics have come out with a stinging rebuke of President Benigno Aquino III for the latter’s undisguised support for reproductive health legislation.
Retired Lingayen-Dagupan Archbishop...
Reblog if you owe him big time.
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hayilla:
I do. >:D<
Yes! :)
